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Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season

a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%

b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%

c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%

d. Moyes out
38%

e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%

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mallard 11:23 Sun Aug 14
Re: What do you do when you score a bloody good goal...

You still haven't answered the thread title

gph 11:19 Sun Aug 14
Re: What do you do when you score a bloody good goal...

mallard - whether it happened or not (it did) is not the main point.

Did Bobby Zamora mean his wonder goal against Birmingham (I'd give him the benefit of the doubt)?

Did Konchesky mean any of his gosses/croals to go in?

Has anyone in the professional game confessed to an accidental, but good-looking goal?

What do other WHOers do?

Tomshardware 10:40 Sun Aug 14
Re: What do you do when you score a bloody good goal...

I always get the ball out the onion bag and wipe a bead of pre cum on the valve before trotting back to the centre waving a rattle as I do so.

Hammer and Pickle 10:36 Sun Aug 14
Re: What do you do when you score a bloody good goal...

All the goals I've scored have been pretty much by accident so don't ask me.

mallard 10:36 Sun Aug 14
Re: What do you do when you score a bloody good goal...

Blatantly never happened